Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #16108
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot...
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #31409
Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #18342
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
Quote #26601
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
Quote #7564
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
Quote #25165
Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...