Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
George Gurdjieff Quote #16108 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot...
Christopher Morley Quote #16381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
C. Ryland Quote #31409 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods Quote #13123 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Woody Allen Quote #18342 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Quote #26601 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
Carl Jung Quote #7564 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
Sri da Avabhas Quote #25165 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...