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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Let the punishment match the offense.
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The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
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Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
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The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
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With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
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Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
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The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you...