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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #32153
Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #1650
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Quote #5513
And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military...
Quote #23648
Time heals what reason cannot.
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
Quote #18247
You’re never too old to become younger.