Quote #12867
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
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The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever...
Quote #21706
Friends have all things in common.
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The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they...
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #16233
There are mighty few people who think what they think they think.