Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
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This American system of ours . . . call it Americanism, call it capitalism,...
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I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me,...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #20249
Count not thyself to have found true peace, if thou hast felt no grief...
Quote #12839
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,...
Quote #22069
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
Quote #19084
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...