Quote #5095
Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #14800
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #26189
The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream,...
Quote #3482
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and...
Quote #19667
Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #34102
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s...