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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to...
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If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
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Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
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Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...