Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #11280
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Quote #5758
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #32754
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #9843
You can win a million battles but you can only lose one.
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #24376
Neo I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that...
Quote #23771
Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves.