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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
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I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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In the matter of religion, people eagerly fasten their eyes on the difference between...
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Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand...
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When one is grateful for something too good for common thanks, writing is less...
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Assassination has never changed the history of the world.