Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
Quote #29394
Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #25693
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #2023
The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #907
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #31820
We can often tell by a man’s walk whose son he is, and we...
Quote #5219
The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when...