Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #3321
People would never fall in love if they had not heard love talked about.
Quote #14617
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
Quote #5914
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #32725
It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...
Quote #4829
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #4143
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers...
Quote #3659
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...