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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
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You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
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Example is not the main thing in influencing others it’s the only thing.
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The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We...
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It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the...