Quote #27683
The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #12464
Not going home is already like death.
Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
Quote #22890
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put...
Quote #15704
Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #17353
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #11828
In great attempts, it is even glorious to fail.