Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #30864
All things good to know are difficult to learn.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #18605
A sense of curiosity is nature’s original school of education.
Quote #10119
You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you...
Quote #34505
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #31485
No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions.
Quote #13872
Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?