Quote #847
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to...
Quote #10695
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
Quote #17232
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Quote #22100
It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions.
Quote #1507
the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5672
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
Quote #13840
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Quote #2371
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #7836
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...