Mark Twain Quote #17879 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never...
Jesus Quote #28957 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
Robert Bakker, paleontologist Quote #14589 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Henry B. Adams Quote #16209 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Dave Barry Quote #20542 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28171 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Plato Quote #21683 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...
Douglas MacArthur Quote #22695 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no security on earth there is only opportunity.
Berta Buxton Quote #621 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Buddy Hackett Quote #9957 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...