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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...
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There is no security on earth there is only opportunity.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...