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Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way…turn
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and...
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
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Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can...
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
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The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...