Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #24021
George May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your...
Quote #21952
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #932
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence...
Quote #18245
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
Quote #20264
Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #12297
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.