Quote #12805
He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #6658
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #31957
Never say never Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full...
Quote #1272
We have enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each...
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #578
Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her...