Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #26060
If you’re going to have it – have it all.
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #28996
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #16315
He that cannot decidedly say, “No,” when tempted to evil, is on the highway...
Quote #17516
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #20077
He who survives will see the outcome.
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.