Quote #9983
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
Quote #835
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quote #1569
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #16082
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is...
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #18332
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #23751
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.