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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that...
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If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so...
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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
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Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last...
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint...