Quote #2365
Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.
Quote #33466
Hate no one hate their vices, not themselves.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9732
Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach...
Quote #21456
In how many lives does love really play a dominant part The average taxpayer...
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #30264
We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
Quote #12482
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
Quote #13899
The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane,...
Quote #21540
Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For...