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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
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People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
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The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he...
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Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...