Quote #6451
Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
Quote #29372
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29692
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #16915
They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
Quote #32759
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #29433
Goal achievement is hero’s work.
Quote #9533
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #29438
The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and...