Quote #5501
Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom...
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #25576
Jesus said, ‘Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #32855
No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else’s...
Quote #1802
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Quote #34226
The world’s as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.