Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #24509
‘Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies runs with one, walks...
Quote #16410
The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #12484
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Quote #30045
Those truly linked don’t need correspondence, When they meet again after many years apart,...