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If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
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Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
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Dug from the tomb of taste-refining time, Each form is exquisite, each block sublime....
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Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put...
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Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.