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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
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First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.
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It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself...
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Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The...
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What’s in a name That which we call a rose By any other name...
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In the struggle for survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their...