Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #20514
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #14058
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #9825
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #12368
Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone...
Quote #27650
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
Quote #1329
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can...
Quote #7735
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...