Quote #7058
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #29197
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #11040
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #30312
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, But rather that it...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #34748
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #9173
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Quote #9506
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.