Quote #26706
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #6249
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #34439
Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know...
Quote #21108
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
Quote #19956
What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country
Quote #33255
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #31464
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.