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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which...
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Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
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Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Beware the ides of March.