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A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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Shame is that intrinsic meter of our own heart to tell us that we...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
Quote #34498
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
Quote #10753
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #19622
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all...
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.