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In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be...
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The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
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Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
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Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...