Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In...
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #22016
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
Quote #32078
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we...
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #12522
Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide.
Quote #31232
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Quote #4544
Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in...