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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Every man’s life lies within the present for the past is spent and done...
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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I think that we have created a new kind of person in a way....
Quote #5765
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.