Quote #7341
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #31317
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #1364
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed...
Quote #22457
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #5702
To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or...
Quote #718
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them,...