Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #12511
Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all,...
Quote #20823
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #32329
Don’t deny hope it’s chance to work magic
Quote #6192
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Quote #1752
Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn...
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #4182
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Quote #5773
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.