Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28136 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Woody Allen Quote #14049 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Demonax Quote #12511 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all,...
William Shakespeare Quote #20823 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
James M. Barrie Quote #6192 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Honore de Balzac Quote #1752 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn...
Walt Whitman Quote #13008 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Francis Quarles Quote #4182 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Thomas Edison Quote #5773 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.