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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you...
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
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Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in...
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He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
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If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity...