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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Quote #28038
History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon...
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #9937
Music–the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge, which comprehends mankind, but...
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #18827
You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has...
Quote #13897
Happiness lies, first of all, in health.