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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather...
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
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I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
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History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational...
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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou...
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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...