Quote #31786
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
Quote #1923
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #22380
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...
Quote #12456
People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #4395
Friends have all things in common.
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #30029
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.