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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm...
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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Quote #10969
If people become ecstatic the whole society will have to change, because this society...
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
Quote #23623
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
Quote #19173
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #18388
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
Quote #6808
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...