Quote #28573
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #20611
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #31372
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
Quote #8008
Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #29663
Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.
Quote #11828
In great attempts, it is even glorious to fail.