Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #14638
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #31837
The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...
Quote #28505
A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...
Quote #14331
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #10428
In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #22492
Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.