Quote #11644
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Quote #4449
Well begun is half done.
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #24725
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that...
Quote #405
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #26784
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
Quote #12153
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #2597
When vultures watching your civilization begin dropping dead, it is time to pause and...