Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Quote #31492
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #9376
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Quote #22041
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children...
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #26307
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #24661
A friend in power is a friend lost.
Quote #32424
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...