Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...
Quote #22316
No Sane man will dance.
Quote #15740
Never suffer the prejudice of the eye to determine the heart.
Quote #31950
Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are...
Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #426
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Quote #2576
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #34168
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #18902
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...