Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #14759
The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what...
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #10740
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #18061
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
Quote #12772
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...